Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hungry. Hungry. Hippo.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

But Mommy, there really is a monster under the bed!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Do you like candy?

Come, my child. Come to the jellyfish.

Saturday, May 13, 2006


All hail the Lord of Squirrels, a most ruthless member of the High Council. He rose to power based on his resemblance to Montgomery Burns, and visits woe upon those humans who would block access to birdfeeders.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Unleash me from this restraining palm...

...for I shall bestow upon this earth a torment of fire, famine, and blood.

So sayeth the kitty.

When Jesus saw me, he cancelled Easter.

News reports last week indicated that this instrument of evil was personally responsible for not only the death of every living thing at the O'Higgin's Farm in Western Indiana but also for the systematic destruction of organized religion.

He is one of ours.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

They told them he was housebroken and liked to play with yarn...

However, the folks at the animal shelter failed to mention that Scampers was also inhabited by a vengeful cacodaemon named Yrrgt.