Run, run, as fast as you can...

Pitiful biped. No one escapes the cheetah.

A lendri! Come fu inlé this chap may just have a chat with you non believing hlessi. For your own good, join us.

Yorky brings death

Happy.... Easter....?

Eat it before it eats you.

happy deathday to you

Instructions

Translation:
Sauron: "On tuesdays and thursdays, you will drink no milk and only blood."
New Minion1: "But I am bloodtose intolerant!"



Translation:
Sauron: "Silence! Feel the wrath of my intolerance!"

Shortly thereafter, New Minion1 was reduced to a flesh eating, brain hungry zombie. Listen to your Overlords or become a zombie and never drink milk again.

Kitty Vs. Cthulhu

Though Frisky fought valiantly, in the end he could no longer repel the plush tentacle onslaught and was dragged off to eternal slumber in the watery depths of R'lyeh.

Ah, but to feast atop the graves of mine enemies...

I gather darkness to please me...

and I command ye to kneel!