I Desire Tender Flesh To Devour...But Who? Who?

Minion Shawkey has sent us these foreboding pictographs, to remind us all that, while owls do love their Tootsie Pops, they much prefer to gnaw on your brains.

You have been warned.

This Fish Looks Like Ziggy If Somebody Stepped On His Head

A gift from Minion Miffanwy, this corpulent corpuscle of the dark trenches seeks to unleash its vengeance in the misty regions of...oh, hell, this thing is just really fat. I mean, seriously, look at it. Fat city. Totally gross.

Hound of Gotham

A hoary beast of forgotten dreams, this fire-eyed canine belongs to Minion Gotham, who managed to record the soulless hound before he devoured her face. Alas, such are the sacrifices to the Overlord. All hail Gotham!

14 Carats of Pain

Gold teeth or not, this thing will haunt my dreams for the next week.

Get the molars, I got a Cub Scout stuck back there.

True fact: Hippos can open their mouths wide enough to fit a 4-foot-tall child inside. Evolutionary coincidence? I think not.