cuteoverlord

Her womb was so polluted....

2007-04-05T18:44:00.000-07:00

Our soldiers come out prepared.

Look Mommy! We found Kittens!

2006-10-04T12:29:00.000-07:00

Moments later, the "kittens" mother crawled from the flooded yard and sprayed the children and ate the photographer.

I Desire Tender Flesh To Devour...But Who? Who?

2006-08-23T13:16:00.000-07:00

Minion Shawkey has sent us these foreboding pictographs, to remind us all that, while owls do love their Tootsie Pops, they much prefer to gnaw on your brains.

You have been warned.

This Fish Looks Like Ziggy If Somebody Stepped On His Head

2006-08-20T09:47:00.000-07:00

A gift from Minion Miffanwy, this corpulent corpuscle of the dark trenches seeks to unleash its vengeance in the misty regions of...oh, hell, this thing is just really fat. I mean, seriously, look at it. Fat city. Totally gross.

Hound of Gotham

2006-08-20T09:42:00.000-07:00

A hoary beast of forgotten dreams, this fire-eyed canine belongs to Minion Gotham, who managed to record the soulless hound before he devoured her face. Alas, such are the sacrifices to the Overlord. All hail Gotham!

14 Carats of Pain

2006-08-19T13:19:00.000-07:00

Gold teeth or not, this thing will haunt my dreams for the next week.

Get the molars, I got a Cub Scout stuck back there.

2006-08-01T07:23:00.000-07:00

True fact: Hippos can open their mouths wide enough to fit a 4-foot-tall child inside. Evolutionary coincidence? I think not.

Evil? Possibly. Creepy? Definitely.

2006-07-19T06:19:00.000-07:00

I have to go shower now.

We come by land...we come by sea...

2006-07-16T19:46:00.000-07:00

Ages of sectarian violence between mammals and amphibians comes to an end as we unite against our common foe. Tremble, pitiful humans, beneath the fearsome power of the coalition of the willing!

Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

2006-07-05T13:03:00.000-07:00

Look in the back...wayyyy in the back...

beach patrol of the hell-hound

2006-07-01T20:10:00.000-07:00

The Lurker on the Fencepost

2006-06-29T09:17:00.000-07:00

EVERYTHING can go wrong in your cat's mouth

2006-06-26T19:41:00.000-07:00

For the title reference check here

In case you were wondering....

2006-06-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

We come from above and below.

Deliver Thyself Into the Arms of Lucifer

2006-06-17T06:47:00.000-07:00

Surrender, and let the hoary spirits of the netherworld overtake your soul.

Lucy Fur

2006-06-16T16:57:00.000-07:00

In retrospect, the pentagram inscribed about her cage at the pound should have been the first clue.

The cutest cthulid ever

2006-06-13T12:55:00.000-07:00

This cuddly horror of the deep is brought to you by minion Marty, who notes that it also glows in the dark. The better to see you with...

Colonel Sanders's Assassin

2006-06-10T22:14:00.000-07:00

Yeah, he's one of ours.

The Vanguard of the Overlord stands poised and at the ready

2006-06-05T08:34:00.001-07:00

The time is nigh at hand. The world shall be ours!

Hungry. Hungry. Hippo.

2006-05-31T10:40:00.000-07:00

But Mommy, there really is a monster under the bed!

2006-05-30T06:42:00.000-07:00

Do you like candy?

2006-05-19T18:30:00.000-07:00

Come, my child. Come to the jellyfish.

excellent...

2006-05-13T09:24:00.000-07:00

All hail the Lord of Squirrels, a most ruthless member of the High Council. He rose to power based on his resemblance to Montgomery Burns, and visits woe upon those humans who would block access to birdfeeders.

Unleash me from this restraining palm...

2006-05-08T19:09:00.000-07:00

...for I shall bestow upon this earth a torment of fire, famine, and blood.

So sayeth the kitty.

When Jesus saw me, he cancelled Easter.

2006-05-08T06:42:00.000-07:00

News reports last week indicated that this instrument of evil was personally responsible for not only the death of every living thing at the O'Higgin's Farm in Western Indiana but also for the systematic destruction of organized religion.

He is one of ours.

They told them he was housebroken and liked to play with yarn...

2006-05-04T08:41:00.000-07:00

However, the folks at the animal shelter failed to mention that Scampers was also inhabited by a vengeful cacodaemon named Yrrgt.

Run, run, as fast as you can...

2006-04-26T07:19:00.000-07:00

Pitiful biped. No one escapes the cheetah.

A lendri! Come fu inlé this chap may just have a chat with you non believing hlessi. For your own good, join us.

2006-04-21T14:49:00.000-07:00

Yorky brings death

2006-04-20T09:29:00.000-07:00

Happy.... Easter....?

2006-04-17T08:44:00.000-07:00

Eat it before it eats you.

happy deathday to you

2006-04-15T08:35:00.000-07:00

Instructions

2006-04-12T14:09:00.000-07:00

Translation:
Sauron: "On tuesdays and thursdays, you will drink no milk and only blood."
New Minion1: "But I am bloodtose intolerant!"

Translation:
Sauron: "Silence! Feel the wrath of my intolerance!"

Shortly thereafter, New Minion1 was reduced to a flesh eating, brain hungry zombie. Listen to your Overlords or become a zombie and never drink milk again.

Kitty Vs. Cthulhu

2006-04-11T09:22:00.000-07:00

Though Frisky fought valiantly, in the end he could no longer repel the plush tentacle onslaught and was dragged off to eternal slumber in the watery depths of R'lyeh.

Ah, but to feast atop the graves of mine enemies...

2006-04-08T07:45:00.000-07:00

I gather darkness to please me...

2006-04-05T10:04:00.000-07:00

and I command ye to kneel!

Hell Wabbit

2006-03-31T10:26:00.000-08:00

"The more you zoom in on him, the unhappier he looks." So sayeth minion Vanessa, who hath submitted this leporine blasphemy.

So, thought I was gone, did you?

2006-03-30T18:14:00.000-08:00

Allow me to find you a place to rest...for eternity!

Moments later, Ricky was dead.

2006-03-25T21:57:00.000-08:00

Now who is the hunter...and who is the DEAD?

2006-03-24T12:03:00.000-08:00

Just be glad I have these bones to hold.

2006-03-17T09:14:00.000-08:00

friday demoncat blogging

2006-03-17T07:37:00.000-08:00

Step, my child, into the mouth of madness.

2006-03-14T12:07:00.000-08:00

Polly wanna cracker? Polly wants your soul.

CuteOverlord sponsors a wrestling match

2006-03-08T15:12:00.000-08:00

After this picture was snapped, Big Bunny reversed the hold and pinned.

We shall refer to these gents as the "Gatekeepers." Please form a single file line to have your ankles gnawed off.

2006-03-06T14:15:00.000-08:00

Hand me my piece!

2006-03-06T11:13:00.000-08:00

Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!

2006-03-03T07:11:00.000-08:00

Go, Gelfling, I fear, to death.

2006-03-02T07:32:00.000-08:00

So sayeth Aughra.

Quick! Make a saving throw against charm spells. Failed. Roll for initiative.

2006-03-01T08:14:00.000-08:00

You have sustained 1d10 damage.

Flavor Country

2006-02-28T05:29:00.000-08:00

Come and give us a kiss.

2006-02-27T07:35:00.000-08:00

Did someone say beggin strips? I love the human flavor.

2006-02-22T13:08:00.000-08:00

Hello.....I'm Mr. Dead.

2006-02-20T14:02:00.000-08:00

All Wise Mortals Avert Their Gaze from Cerberus, Hound of Hades

2006-02-19T09:00:00.000-08:00

The Sith always come in pairs...

2006-02-17T09:30:00.000-08:00

(Darth Pug's apprentice can be seen in a previous post.)

My children's doom will soon be yours.

2006-02-16T13:49:00.000-08:00

Crunchy brown pellets made with animal by-products no longer seemed to satisfy his appetite

2006-02-16T12:30:00.000-08:00

The council were merciful, the council were merciful......

2006-02-15T13:22:00.000-08:00

Not even El-ahrairah can save this one. Evening silflay has been cancelled.

Cage the Hooded Sheep Riders of Doom, will you?

2006-02-15T13:03:00.000-08:00

The Count of Hell, Furfur, beckons you. Join us. Our disciples are greatly rewarded.

2006-02-14T07:55:00.000-08:00

Thanks to Meg from Cuteoverload for the submission. Apparently, this was too evil for Cuteoverload.

Meet the newest minions: Baltazar and Mr Nibbles

2006-02-13T18:06:00.000-08:00

"What are you doing, we are supposed to be harvesting souls for the Master! Souls, not crumbs!"
"Yes, but they're numbly."
"Fool!! Hey, wait a minute, these are tasty..."

Is this what the Preznit is worried about...?

2006-02-13T14:44:00.000-08:00

Hmm, maybe this time he's got a point...

For this mockery, the streets shall flow with human blood.

2006-02-09T17:47:00.000-08:00

The gate has been opened. The master's minions approach.

2006-02-09T13:27:00.000-08:00

Ia, Ia, Chihuahua fhtagn!

2006-02-09T07:34:00.000-08:00

Who wants to play possum?

2006-02-08T13:18:00.000-08:00

"..And while you're up why don't you make me a sandwich."

2006-02-08T13:07:00.000-08:00

Our spies are everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

2006-02-08T12:37:00.000-08:00

The Overlord has sent us to deal with your insolence.....

2006-02-08T12:35:00.000-08:00

caninnibal

2006-02-08T12:23:00.000-08:00

Follow Me, My Children...To Your Doom

2006-02-07T06:42:00.000-08:00

I will be honest with you. I have never seen anything quite so evil as this.

Is Your Babysitter Evil Enough?

2006-01-30T13:35:00.000-08:00

Never Give Up? Too Late.

2006-01-26T12:58:00.000-08:00

There are many ways to worship the Dark Lord.

2006-01-26T08:48:00.000-08:00

g'day mate!

2006-01-25T12:33:00.000-08:00

Unfortunately, the koala's target--Crocodile Dundee himself--was clipped out of the picture.

a horse that whispers to you instead

2006-01-21T08:26:00.000-08:00

To quote this horse's owner: "What an uncontrollable, evil horse he is."

no pocky for kitty

2006-01-20T10:31:00.000-08:00

then let us have a wee nip at your neckses...

Mr. Crowley...or Mr. Meowley?

2006-01-18T05:16:00.000-08:00

who let kitty out of the pentagram?

2006-01-17T09:37:00.000-08:00

The "other" white meat...

2006-01-17T07:47:00.000-08:00

...has a very dark side.

From the hunted to the hunter...

2006-01-12T12:59:00.000-08:00

As I look upon you, my eyes grow dark with sorrow....

2006-01-12T12:33:00.000-08:00

the trail of desiccated flies led us to him

2006-01-10T10:53:00.000-08:00

As we make our way into your home....

2006-01-09T09:16:00.000-08:00

tasmaniac

2006-01-07T12:19:00.000-08:00

Bow down to CuteOverlord or I eat these little devils!

Enough said.

2006-01-06T21:55:00.000-08:00

A member of the High Council of the Overlord is watching....and waiting.

2006-01-06T09:40:00.000-08:00

Mmmmmmm

2006-01-06T08:24:00.000-08:00

puff puff give

2006-01-06T08:23:00.000-08:00

chipoverlord

2006-01-06T07:36:00.000-08:00

cute ogrelord

2006-01-05T17:20:00.000-08:00

the power of christ compels you! the power of christ compels you!

2006-01-04T12:01:00.000-08:00

riding herd on cute

2006-01-04T10:14:00.000-08:00

To Castle Greyskull! Hyah!

watch your fingers!

2006-01-03T09:02:00.000-08:00

hangin' tough

2006-01-02T07:47:00.000-08:00

We are taking aim Cuteoverload!

2005-12-30T12:51:00.000-08:00

Bat Dog Seeks Your Blood

2005-12-30T12:39:00.000-08:00

revenge of the transylvanian cat-people

2005-12-30T10:50:00.000-08:00

hi folks, my name is Daisy, and I'll be your hostess--I mean VAMPIRE!

you love me, i am much better than Cats

2005-12-30T08:23:00.000-08:00

Take a Bite!!!!

2005-12-29T17:14:00.000-08:00

De Mysteriis Dom Santa

2005-12-29T14:33:00.000-08:00